Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2014
Transcript:
Hey... How come you're not out worshiping the blue box... I've had a crisis of faith... Really?... That sounds serious. Well, I'm just having a hard time reconciling my faith... With some of the harsh truths... The difficult realities of this world... You mean... Like... The presence of evil? No... Like the presence of FedEx.
R2-Wolf over 10 years ago
As an eBay seller, I’d say that they are all evil in their own special ways.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
All religions have off-shoots. Not to worry. The supreme being is the same in all faiths. It’s when humans get involved that things go awry.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
A question to those out there who may be farmers, or in the field: When rats move in, do mice move out? Seriously. For 11 years we caught mice under the back porch, now we have rats. Should we be setting both kinds of traps?
Monster Hesh over 10 years ago
Panel Two: Eurgh. The faux “genuine concern” Monty expresses with that turn-and-tent-fingers routine makes me want to go to his place and destroy his TV so he can’t watch anymore daytime talk shows. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.
I deal with eBay and other online sources a lot as well, and while we’ve all seen the “bad UPS” videos, I’ve very rarely had trouble with any carrier. (USPS Saturday deliveries are the worst, when “irregular” staff are performing the deliveries.)
PICTO over 10 years ago
Orthodox or Reformed?
Rwill over 10 years ago
But what about Fed Ex Smart post?
victornewman over 10 years ago
Is EB losing his religion?
veranna over 10 years ago
DHL is faster..
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
lol Could be.
Michelle Morris over 10 years ago
Don’t forget the red and yellow god,DHL!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Has EB also discovered…….….Purolator.CANPar…..and………….…from the Source itself … ExpressPOST!
vecihi over 10 years ago
Fed Ex is nothing. The worst is a fed up ex.