Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 24, 2014

So, Elliot, get off your mobile device and clean your room! (How is an explosion supposed to feel insulted anyway?)

What’s the farthest you’ve ever been from home?

3000 kilometers (West Virginia)

For a former military brat, in spite of most of my adult life within a ±75 mile radius, it’s still hard to define “home.”

I mean, I’ve been 7000 miles or so from here…. but at the time, it was home.

Hell and Back.

About 2500 miles.

Germany

Tonkin Gulf, Vietnam.

From Baltimore to the UK. And JPuzzle, although one of our daughters was a real slob – her room resembled the loading dock at Wal-Mart – she grew up to be a fanatical neat-nik.

Sendai, Japan

Sendai, Japan

I was going to say that Tony’s question was to make us forget all about Elliot’s room of disaster.

Mexico City to visit my cousin who lived there at the time with his family, and second, Quebec City, Canada.

Went from NY to Cambodia 2x to adopt our daughter and then a son. …and they are both slobs! LOL

Washington, D.C. And any way you look at it DC is a long way from the SF Bay Area.

Bev.. you bet!:cD

The farthest was St. Louis to Hawaii. It was an 8.5 hour flight. Only other country was Mexico and that was only a 3 hour flight.