The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 06, 2014

Change of plans, just stick one wing out.

bad as the old joke about the Grecian bireme…..I’ve got good news and bad news….first…the good news. Everyone gets extra rations today. Now, the bad news. The captain wants to water ski

That’s like my last flight on Spirit Airlines!

Well, the pilot has never had flying lessons…. sure hope he can wing it.

Nope….. gonna hit that mountain. Quick, everybody duck!

they’re going to quack up

Nice airline, I’ve flown with them…. only “down” side is they only fly north or south. And never, ever, order pate or goose the flight attendant.

But but … but I have an aisle seat!

This proves once again that birds of a feather flock together.

Airlines haven’t used square passenger windows for decades. There were a few structural concerns there.

Pilot humor – this bird obviously worked for Southwest at one time.

FAA – Fowl Airline Administration? Flying Avian Administration?

how about winding up the rubber band ??

I like the wheels “amidships”.

Do they rotate pilots every so often?

We’ve just switched off the no honking sign. Please feel free to make incessant noise!