Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2014
Transcript:
Just as the tide of battle had turned against Napoleon... Egad! Look!... Godzilla is eating the Duke of Wellington!... Sir, I confess it is extremely hard plotting strategy when Godzilla appears impervious to artillery ways in randomly on either side of the conflict... Point well made, Jarvis. I hereby relinquish command of Godzilla to British forces. Very well, then... Godzilla will now execute a flanking maneuver, and... But, behold! What is this odd, lunar twin looking high above Waterloo?!
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Ha! The Death Star at the Battle of Waterloo, while Godzilla goes over to the British side. I always thought that victory seemed a bit suspicious….
breishis613 over 10 years ago
I never truly understood the genius of military strategy until now. Well played, Sedgie!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m kinda enjoying seeing him act like a kid…. yeah, he’s taking unfair advantage of his servants,but I would have thought Sedgie would be so uptight he wouldn’t allow any deviation from 18th or 19th century rules of war…. He usually acts closer to 75 than 7.
So I was delighted to see him bring out the sci-fi toys….
cos I think any little boy, even one who’s NOT an obnoxious over-privileged brat, would play the same hand….Which shows that there’s a child in there some place.
vecihi over 10 years ago
That’s no moon. That’s a giant disco globe.
Vince M over 10 years ago
Calvin would have brought in the Tyrannosaurs in F-14s.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
that kids a schmuck!
e.groves over 10 years ago
I enjoy the Sedgewick strips.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ooh, excellent move !! Never saw it coming. What’s next? Pirates?
sleeepy2 over 10 years ago
I couldn’t disagree more. This is why I love Sedgie!
Sir Osis of Liver over 10 years ago
It’s a trap!!!
ladamson1918 over 10 years ago
Needs more zombies.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is how Bill O’Reilly writes history!
gregemby over 10 years ago
Where’s Gamera and Mothra when you need them.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member over 10 years ago
I have a bad feeling about this.
boldyuma over 10 years ago
“Mr. Sulu…prepare to execute the “Corbomite” Maneuver.“Oh No Captain!…Not the “Corbomite” Maneuver!"
R2-Wolf over 10 years ago
Actually, a one man fighter could destroy the Death Star by firing a torpedo through a thermal exhaust port roughly 2 meters wide.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Curses. So much for Mothra and King Kong. .Now what weapon of mass destruction will take out that Death Star. …. hmmmmmm.I propose a battle break for milk and warm chocolate brownies with nuts. If Sedgie gets enough brownies, he might forget about the battle…….