Monty by Jim Meddick for March 12, 2014
Transcript:
Just as the tide of battle had turned against Napoleon... Egad! Look!... Godzilla is eating the Duke of Wellington!... Sir, I confess it is extremely hard plotting strategy when Godzilla appears impervious to artillery ways in randomly on either side of the conflict... Point well made, Jarvis. I hereby relinquish command of Godzilla to British forces. Very well, then... Godzilla will now execute a flanking maneuver, and... But, behold! What is this odd, lunar twin looking high above Waterloo?!
That’s no moon. That’s a giant disco globe.