Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 07, 2014

Sure, things always work out for the best in the comics. In real life there are never sharks around when you want them.

In a life raft, “throw the d*ck overboard” is the real-life equivalent of the “Unlike” and “Unfriend” buttons.

For most bloggers I’ve read, blogging isn’t any kind of skill. And if it WAS required for their survival, they would die a horrible painful death. Much like Barry is about to do…

But how does he feel about the environment?….Does he believe in science?….How about the band Fish? Are they real good or just OK?…Does he like the Daily Show better than the Cobert Report? Ford or GM?…..Has he ever had a girlfriend?

Throw him over the side… he’s the fifth wheel anyway.

Hmm, they may want to go “Donner” and deprive the sharks. It IS called self-preservation.

Shark is mighty tasty, they’re just going to use him as bait.Ask his opinion on head or feet first.

I dunno…once those sharks have had one tasty morsel and realize there are still more in that floaty thing…..

Very bad idea. Use him as bait to fish, sharks are edible.

Ha, ha….good point.

Well, now they can go trolling with this guy. What a chum.

I’d be interested in his ideas on how to best function in the immediate real situation, assuming he had any and that they were actually useful. I’m guessing not. Reality and usefulness aren’t really blog things, which might explain why a practical document like the Constitution isn’t anything like what a blogger would write with their modern perspective so far removed from a live or die situation.

How sweet, he got to feed the sharks.

loll.. good shark bait. but i wonder if even the sharks would want to eat something that full of air.

“Now that we heard your opinion Barry”. Here’s ours.

Some just do not shut up….

he’s so perfect he won’t even play with himself, now that is strange if you ask me!

LOL!

They told us in water survival school that sharks will bump up against your life raft. However they come to the conclusion that you don’t smell good, so you probably don’t taste good either.

They also advise keeping your hands and feet entirely in the raft.

I am starting to think that Wiley has issues.

Food for thought… doesn’t a democratic congress consist of ALL elected lawmakers? The word democratic is an adjective, which is a descriptive word rather than noun.

ekw, thanks…..it is……I knew that, but had a brain fart

After putting comics like this out there for us to “sink our teeth into”….I think Wiley has fewer issues than one would think. He uses his “issues” as the basis for one tasty comic!

Why would additional Scandinavians turn up?

Me too :)

Best tip from my Dad – ‘Never dance in a small boat’