F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 04, 2014

The study was called: “Where’s The Beef?”

And just like all the other “unverified, poorly done studies”, this was discovered by accident…..

So says Clark.

The stud was performed by MC Donalds Research, Inc.

That should be “study.”

I assure you it does not

And bloating.

Study founded by J. Wellington Wimpy

This does not jibe with today’s “wide-open” strip.http://www.gocomics.com/wide-open?

My tequila diet did the same thing!

And we’ll be right back after these words from our sponsers – McDonalds, Wendy’s, and Burger King.

Now appearing on the Yahoo home page.

GERMAN ACCENTS. YOU KNOW I’M GENUINE BECAUSE ALL CAPS

Like Johnny Carson once said, I’m waiting for the study that says that the only thing that’ll get rid of oat bran is a big, greasy truck-stop cheeseburger.