Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 14, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Aw….Is it as soft as they say?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’ve heard that about 9 months before he was born, she was feeling so lonely and depressed, she used to go for solitary little tramps in the woods.

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    Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago

    What a bummer.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Ha Ha Ho Bo….

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    pschearer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Boo. Hiss.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    A vagrantIs rarely fragrantA hoboSmells like Sheriff LoboWhereas the average basic bumSavors of rotgut, gin, and rum

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    Chris Sherlock  over 10 years ago

    Ba dum bum!

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    moe_the_cat  over 10 years ago

    You have to wonder what he’d need to carry in his baby bimble

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    celeconecca  over 10 years ago

    As I recall, Bugs Bunny had a noticeable baby bump problem of his own one time.

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    gcarlson  over 10 years ago

    By hobo definitions I read about 40 y.a., a hobo is a migrant worker; a tramp is a migrant nonworker; and a bum is a stationary nonworker.

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Should I be worried that her “baby” has a five o’clock shadow beard growth?

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