Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2014

Yoga pants?

That makes two things I’m never going to try.

Yogurt? Had me fooled.

Comic cop snatches the yogurt, eats it, and walks away.

RAT: You idiot! That yogurt had enough == in it to kill a small horse!

Comic cop chokes, then falls over dead.

PIG: This was your fault. You never told me you put the == in the yogurt!

RAT: Where else was I suppose to hide it? I had to do something with it before he walked into the room!

PIG: Well, I guess we’re going to have to throw him in a vat of acid now. You get his arms and I’ll get his legs.

Looks as if Rat had some culture after all!

I just love a good shaggy dog story. At someone else’s expense.

Yogurt. Wonderful. So, so, wonderful.

That’s some pretty potent Greek yogurt, when the ingredients drum has a radiation warning label, and the cooks wear protective gear.

Yah,yaah, Made the censor say ‘it’. Now,i’m going to get my morning yogurt w/out the -— Stuff.

I never would have thought it would be Greek yogurt.

They should have made Twinkies. Now that’s something more addictive than [deleted for publication].

I like my yogurt in the “■■■■-at-the-bottom” style . . .

Spaceballs?

Greek Yogurt is pretty good stuff. And the reason it flies off the shelf is cuz it tastes good AND is a fairly healthy snack. I wouldn’t call it healthy, though, since it’s based off of milk.

So we have cultured rat?

What?! Not crystal meth? Greek yogurt?—I want a refund, Cartoon-Boy! I’ve been reading under false pretenses all week!Besides, I didn’t think Greek yogurt was made by the Rat and Pig Gang! Why, that would be as bad as learning that one of the most popular Greek yogurt brands is Turkish!

Oh, wait. It is!Doggone fine print.

OK… Wow.

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Fukushima did everything exactly right, except for having replacement generators that had the wrong output connectors.There really was no way to predict a tsunami of that size would take out their backup generators. The world has really overreacted to the danger of Nuclear power after Fukushima. The Germans even replaced their many nuclear power plants with Russian oil. I suspect they are rethinking that now….