Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 13, 2014
Transcript:
A writer's journey. Rat: This is stupid. I need to do something with my life. I need to write that novel I've always talked about. Until finally. Rat: It is finished! The book that will change the world!! Behold, world.... My gift to thee! World: Meh. Rat: Arrrggghhh.... What's wrong with this stupid world?! Don't you recognize genius when you see it?!
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Sometimes the world needs a good, hard kick in Antarctica.
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
As a rule I don’t read “Frazz,” but today’s has a tribute to Stephan.
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
The World DOES recognize genius all right.
NOTHING Rat writes can be considered genius.
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
Why do I get the feeling that Stephan sometimes goes through the same cycle in coming up with new material?
cdgar over 10 years ago
THIS ONE I’m printing and hanging on my computer room wall. Great job Stephan.
Varnes over 10 years ago
God, it’s like Pasts knows my life….Spooky…
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
The great circle of creativity.—And, it explains the recent rash of big earthquakes!
blunebottle over 10 years ago
Now I know why I haven’t written mine…….
LobosSolos Premium Member over 10 years ago
Several successful authors (they actually sell books) would appreciate this one.
ajnotales over 10 years ago
Meh…
Jest Phulin over 10 years ago
1) Yes, go check out Frazz today. Rat should be holding a sword to Jef Mallett’s throat.2) There is a big difference in rat from the last panel to the first. In one, he’s facing right. In the other, left….
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 10 years ago
All that’s missing are the bouts of procrastination throughout the actual writing.
ROB8764 over 10 years ago
Nice to see Rat kneel.
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
And then, Rat wiped out the entire population of Uruguay.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
like the 48 hour beard!
MisterDave over 10 years ago
There is so much truth to this comic.
hariseldon59 over 10 years ago
Rat’s holding the world in panel 12. Just call him Ratlas.
InstantIsaac over 10 years ago
HILARIOUS
doris sloan over 10 years ago
I know, right?
T_Lexi over 10 years ago
; ) Is it my imagination, or is Rat looking more and more like Pastis?
Snoopy_Fan over 10 years ago
Rats bathe?
KEA over 10 years ago
well, that was depressing
JoeyCooler777 over 10 years ago
Well, I haven’t actually gone through the publishing bit, but I can certainly relate to the actual writing. And I’ve never understood it ether, there is so much material out there for great stories, and I enjoy writing, and yet I must force myself to it. I guess sloth is just ingrained in me.
JoeyCooler777 over 10 years ago
@ Rod Gonzalez,
An important note is that genius’s like (Socrates,Galileo,Aquinas,etc) are often only recognized long after their deaths.
A_NY_Outlaw over 10 years ago
Back to square one.
fugcheese over 10 years ago
Pretty much the story of my wanna be cartooning career. :(
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
Actually, I go through a lot of the same thing at MY job as a legal assistant. I’ll procrastinate and work up the motivation to get in gear, then I’ll write something, then I’ll give it to my boss to review, she’ll hate it, and she’ll make me write it all over again. I’ll go back to my desk, procrastinate, work up the motivation, etc. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
Today’s strip struck at the very marrow of my soul, so to speak. I don’t even sit at the computer (or music) keyboard, because first I have to (fill in thing I have to do). Then I can procrastinate, etc.
LuvThemPluggers over 10 years ago
So what is the red thing in the 1st, 2nd and last panels? A pencil?
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
writers block:it happens to the best of us.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
The world has little use for genius. Mediocrity that caters to the established culture for the lowest price possible: that’s what sells. I just wish my favorite scotch wasn’t so darn expensive.
ckeller over 10 years ago
Does this mean that the Reuben winners have been announced?
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
whenever I have to do a project of some sort, I always get it done (or most of it done) in a single go, rather than work bit by bit day after day.
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Yeah, that seems about right. Unless you’re J.K. Rowling, that is.
claire de la lune. over 10 years ago
The world appreciates nothing.
PBS1! almost 4 years ago
It is as Dumbledore said, “It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
I’m still in the “procrastinate” phase of doing anything worthwhile.