Monty by Jim Meddick for March 18, 2014
Transcript:
Sorry I'm late... I tried to get here as fast as I could. You did, huh? Yeah. Sure I... I mean... All within the range of posted speed limits and, uh, observing current motor vehicle or laws... You're absolutely sure, are you? Well, um, yes... I definitely I... Uh... Ok. I might have made a rolling stop at the intersection of Elm and Grand... This time I'm going to let you get by with just a warning.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
“The Look” gets them every time.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Talk about being beaten down by your own guilty conscience! To be submissive, Monty doesn’t even need the tough lady cop.
timzsixty9 over 10 years ago
put the ’cuffs on me!!!
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
No offense, lady, but I’d prefer Moondog’s fantasy cop.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago
The proper response is “yes, Mistress.”
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
I’m with Moondog too!!!!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
don’t hurt your beautiful hands, do you have a whip?
gmu328 over 10 years ago
punish him … spank him
boff over 10 years ago
He is SO Pathetic!!!
steverinoCT over 10 years ago
I once had to take a road test at the DMV, in order to, er, regain my license. No prob— I’ve been driving for years, and this was a closed-course!.I failed: four stop signs, four rolling stops. Had to go back again the next day; another four-hour wait. Learned MY lesson!
slhansen07 over 10 years ago
I think they’re off to a great start.
chriscc63 over 10 years ago
Dammm, shes hideous , Oh well he’s no looker either.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Oh, she’s tough. Monty is but butter in her hands. Must be the shades.