Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2014

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    Allen Rymer  almost 11 years ago

    Put a sock on her….

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Staying single is your Destiny, Child.

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    StoicLion1973  almost 11 years ago

    Henchman 24: Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.Henchman 21: Oh my G-d, you’re crazy! They’re so obviously mammals!Henchman 24: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs.Henchman 21: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a f#@)ing beard! They’re mammals!

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    Hectoruno  almost 11 years ago

    Why P and not S. Seyonce

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 11 years ago

    Good one! Took me a moment.

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    tryoung71  almost 11 years ago

    I’m not getting this one. I understand that it is Smurfette singing a Beyonce song, so I don’t understand the “Peyonce” thing.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 11 years ago

    Q. How often does a Smurf drop his pants in public?

    A. Oh, once in a blue moon…

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