Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 15, 2014

Although this is a British comic, it’s like Andy got John Fitzgerald Kennedy’s “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country” backwards.

He will need another case tomorrow.

I’m pretty sure that’s how politics works outside of comic strips, too.

That’s the trouble with democracy: even if you didn’tvote for ‘em, you’re stuck with ’em.

Flo asks, “Where’s mine?”About flipping a coin in the voting booth: I really detest people handing out flyers in front of the precinct on election day. I tell them bluntly, “People who would change their mind at the last second because somebody handed them a flyer, don’t deserve to vote in the first place!” (I do this politely, of course: politeness is a virtue!)

after he drinks all that he wont remember who to vote for.

ƹʅɗʘ’s “Nut Gone Flake” -rado said, about 13 hours ago@ Granny "Pretzel Neck: Dean:“Gosh, I feel an avatar change coming on”Gee; what’s wrong with an original non-commission ƹʅɗʘ?Nowt Indeed!

Happy St. Patty’s weekend Everyone!

The way to Andy’s heart is through his liver.

If another candidate shows up at Andy’s door with the same spiel, you can be sure Andy will renege on this deal, which I am pretty sure is illegal anyway.