Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 15, 2014

Thats how our govt works,get lots of people on the payroll.

His rating makes Obama’s rating look good.

Jobs and welfare.

I am SO keeping my lip zipped on this one…

This strip should be on the editiorial page. “The fix is in!” as some would say.

So the little fink king is a liberal…just gives me another reason to dispise him.

Um, that would be “misquoth the Raven….”

Lady writing to farm advisor:I have about 50 chickens, and about once a day one will act tipsy, make squawking sounds, finally fail to walk at all, lay down and become cold and stiff a few minutes later.Can you tell me what’s wrong?Reply:Madam, your chickens are dead.(in all fairness, most farm advisors are well above the level that was depicted on Green Acres.)

Wonder how many of Obama’s approvals are gov employees?

Just wondering: Can we assume you work for gov?

That’s Bama’s plan. Get so many dependent on government one way or the other that, that is all that determines their vote.

ShhhhThat’s a secretLet ’em project

Or, you could off the 95 percent and that would give you a 100 percent approval rating.