Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 18, 2014

It should read “Please back into back door”.

You still have to bend over to get through it…

Meh. Colonoscopie aren’t that bad; I had one July 14 a couple of years ago. The worst part was that the nurse recognized me from work. Kinda wish I could have found a better way of celebrating the storming of the Bastille, though.

Well, if you try to do a prostate exam any other way, it’s gonna get ugly.

Make sure that there is only one hand on your shoulder.

#The Bandit

Ug. reminds me I am going for that on Thursday. :(

Have your seen the ads on TV for Amy Shumer’s back-door tour?

Don’t try this at home, kids.

Yep, too obvious.

That’s one way to look up an old friend.