Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 20, 2014
March 19, 2014
March 21, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Great grand opening bash, Cobra. Cobra Carson: I'm so happy you came tonight, Rip. Rip Haywire: You threatened to blow up the town if I didn't. Cobra Carson: Can't a girl tease? Dance with me! Rip, we used to do so much damage together. Come back to me! Rip Haywire: You only want t you can't have... you don't need me, Cobra... Cobra Carson: And who needs you? Strawberry fatcake over there!!? Rip Haywire: Careful, your horns are showing.
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
Horns, fangs and claws.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
Cobra has some nerve telling Rip she wants him back; she left him the moment she learned their marriage wasn’t legit. Then she ran off to be a Pirate Queen.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Horns, fangs, claws & a dagger! man-o-man I love Rip’s response in panel 3
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
“You only want what you can’t have” That’s the human condition. So human, that one of the 10 commandments is “Thou shalt not covet” And I’ll bet that all the major religions have some version of that as one of their tenets.
Fuddy Duddy over 10 years ago
Maybe Rip is smarter than we give him credit for?-Nah , , , it’s the whiskey and bacon talking.
bbwoof over 10 years ago
Cobra, you’re much too fine to be begging any man.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Dan, did Rip mean “horns” as in Cobra is “horny”?
Hectoruno over 10 years ago
He needs to take Cobra back for Jr’s sake.
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
I suspect horns as in devil. I wonder how RJ is doing in school. And if TNT’s pup has learned to speak English yet like his daddy.
francisrossi over 10 years ago
He’s gonna have to move to Utah and marry them both.
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
You can’t handle the truth! (or Cobra, either)- apologies to Jack Nicholson