Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 20, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel: Bucky, you gotta hide! Filthy Frazier is gonna get into the building and kill you! Bucky: And why would he do that! Satchel: Why? Buck, you just mooned the meanest dog on the entire street! He's gonna think it's fair to kill you! BUkcy: "Fair"? Ask a raider fan how fair the tuck rule is! Ask Uma Thurman how fair being snubbed for her work on Kill Bill was! The cosmos isn't- BAM BAM BAM Frazier: Open door, kitty! Bucky: Sweet magic b-ball, the monster go in! Satchel: Truly... This is the dark side of your moon.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
It’s easy to taunt the bear when the gate isn’t open, Buck.“Filthy” did a stand-up job of B&E and figuring out which apartment your’re in.You’re toast (with a side of blood orange), cat/
ericbutts74 over 10 years ago
Bucky went from 60 to zero in five seconds.
WoodEye over 10 years ago
Do you think ol’ Bucky will learn anything from this …. if he survives? Naaaa not a chance!
Stew Bek Premium Member over 10 years ago
Satchel will save him (maybe).
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Bucky attack like a raccoon, from the rear and on the back of the neck, the dog will not stand a chance.
herdocow over 10 years ago
Is this a retelling of Putin’s Crimea “rescue”?
no1scouse over 10 years ago
Holy Pink Floyd!
joeshmo30 over 10 years ago
cue the benny hill theme! :D
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Huggles, we need
Robert Allen over 10 years ago
So many not realizing that this is an eight year old strip. I can tell you how it ends because I have one of the books it is in before it had color added to it. Looks like all the weekday strips will be old from now on. Only Sundays seem to be new.
tryoung71 over 10 years ago
“Ask a Raider fan how fair the ‘tuck rule’ is” LMAO!! I laughed as hard this time around as I did the first time this strip was published. :D Boy, oh boy, did the Raiders get screwed on that call. Anything to put Brady and his Patriots into the Super Bowl that year WAS GOING TO HAPPEN to give us a ‘feel good’ after 9/11.
sungjado over 10 years ago
This strip is the funniest and most wity of all strips. Go Darby!
paulcfx over 10 years ago
As a Patriots fan I loved the “tuck rule” reference! It only half made up for the way the Pats were robbed in the 1977 playoffs when referee Ben Dreith handed the Raiders a free path into SB XI with a totally bogus roughing the passer call against the Pats after they had stopped the Raiders on 4th down in the last minute of the game.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
I love Satchel’s last comment.
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
This was funny 8 years ago.
Ryan Plut over 10 years ago
I like how the blue part of Buckys eyes gets bigger too.
Opus Croakus over 10 years ago
Let’s just say something happens that’s worse than a beatdown…