A child is impaled at a petting zoo by a unicorn.
I can see why unicorns weren’t missed on the ark……
That’ll be enough petting for today, thank you very much.
Another senseless death by unicorn! When will the madness end?
Wonderful, those little cubs are going have therapy until they’re 50!
This is why nobody ever rides the unicorn twice.
A little more humour could be added; with a parachute.
Ironically, that is exactly what unicorns were known to do to those who were not pure of heart or, more importantly, a virgin.
Well, then. Buni should be safe.
Poor little bearzy wearzy …
My Little Pointy.
Nice hat.
Petting Zoo, not Impaling Zoo…Although with a few million more of these around the world, we wouldn’t have to worry about overpopulation.
Ryan Pagelow, you are one weird dude.
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blunebottle over 10 years ago
I can see why unicorns weren’t missed on the ark……
randayn over 10 years ago
That’ll be enough petting for today, thank you very much.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
Another senseless death by unicorn! When will the madness end?
Cindy Knight over 10 years ago
Wonderful, those little cubs are going have therapy until they’re 50!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
This is why nobody ever rides the unicorn twice.
joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago
A little more humour could be added; with a parachute.
dsombra58 over 10 years ago
Ironically, that is exactly what unicorns were known to do to those who were not pure of heart or, more importantly, a virgin.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, then. Buni should be safe.
RedSamRackham over 10 years ago
Poor little bearzy wearzy …
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
My Little Pointy.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Nice hat.
Rex_Shard over 10 years ago
Petting Zoo, not Impaling Zoo…Although with a few million more of these around the world, we wouldn’t have to worry about overpopulation.
Jitters over 10 years ago
Ryan Pagelow, you are one weird dude.