B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 18, 2014

But the food just sits there. How does it ever escape all those other things?

Fastest food is the county fair chili dog. Mouth to colon in 15 minutes or less.

Then came the super model, a vision of the fastest fast.

And further to the right, in some sort of hieroglyphics, is the phrase, “Would you like fries with that?”

It tastes remarkably good, several national chains excepted, which means it must be bad for you. Funny thing is, you have to be a chef to make food that’s good for you taste like it’s bad for you..Think about that one for a second. =)

When they say ‘fast’ they mean the ‘fast’ where you don’t eat.

Complete with your minimum daily requirement of pink slime!

Fast Food isn’t what it used to be.

I saw a cooker that would cook 16 hamburgers in 30 seconds. That’s fast!

Good for you if your “grease low-level light” comes on.

And any of the animals to the left of the burger could be used to make the burger.

Fast food is an oxymoron.

I thought tacos ran faster

Technical foul. The first three are all animals!

“Wile E. Coyote says the fastest food is the Road Runner!” and W. E. Coyote hasn’t caught him yet.

Bronto Burgers Are Best- Fred Flintstone approves -

That which can not be eaten is not foodTo Wiley Coyote, The Roadrunner is not food despite his wishesPore thang

birds and fish are animals so what is the first drawing.