Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 18, 2014

Sounds like a good life, so to speak. No feet means no problems associated with feet. No worries about fallen arches, no athlete’’s foot, no toenail polish, etc. I think Granny is right and we can give Agnes a little artistic latitude here.

Toes no way to tell

Touched By An Angel: Andrew seemed nice, did have feet. But then again, that’s Hollywood, right?

Oh, Agnes – why aren’t you drawing horses or flowers or other pretty things. You don’t need to be worrying what the angels of death look like – or bringing them to Grandma’s attention.

Sure, Agnes, you go right ahead. I mean, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

(MayKitten: Are you immortal or already dead?)

Oh: that’s a fascinating lineage you’ve got! Now, at the risk of sounding morbid – I hope someone posts your obit somewhere on the internet so I can find and read it!!

I was thinking about the wings. I mean if no one has lived to tell the tale of the number of toes – then same would apply to wings. .I would think Agnes should draw as many wings as can fit on her drawing paper.

“….live until someone kills me……” So the longer you can avoid drunks, miscommunications, angry siblings, spouses, mad men with axes to grind, .incompetent but very meaning people – you will live. .You’re going to have to start checking and packing your own parachute.

I understand. My father is a week short of 100 and I’m hoping I’ve got that gene.