FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 07, 2014

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    legaleagle48  over 10 years ago

    Smart move, Roger. Clearly, you value your life!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    Garfield can relate to Andy: they both have issues with scales (in Garfield’s case, electronic talking ones).

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    Deezlebird  over 10 years ago

    I thought Andy only ate healthy stuff. She is always harping on Roger and the kids. How is she 15 pounds overweight on the stuff she cooks?

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 10 years ago

    BTW…

    Still… all in moderation I guess.

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    YatInExile  over 10 years ago

    Can the scale be changed to metric? Andy might feel lighter if she her weight in kilos.

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    thestargazer1682  over 10 years ago

    “Also, the window’s broken…”

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    YankeeClipper Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Scale: “Captain, sensors indicate a huge gellotnous blob!…. Phasers have no effect!….Abandone ship! Man the space pods!” Garfield: “I hate you.”

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    dflak  over 10 years ago

    This reminds me somewhat of my wife’s early days with computers. “Dear, the computer is broken.” Back then it could have been anything from it’s on fire to it can’t download her favorite site. She’s a lot better with her descriptions now.

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    Doctor11  over 10 years ago

    Yes, Roger, talk sweetly to your wife, praise her, and slowly back out of the kitchen and hide.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 10 years ago

    Shooting the messenger (Even metaphorically) doesn’t change the truth of the message.

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    Maybe Jason pulled a Garfield on it and fixed it to be be a ten pounds off.

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    greg_liu  over 10 years ago

    “Do these pants make my ass look fat?” – “No, your ass makes your ass look fat.”

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