Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2014

The Killbot hurt Winky’s feelings. As soon as Winky recovers, he can retaliate by writing an equally cutting and strongly worded letter….

I’m glad he put a space between "pen and “is”.

Should have used a Marks-a-lot.

The Riddle of Steel: What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?But if the other guy’s hand is also made of steel, then you’re in trouble.

Winky needs to practice his penmanship.

Note to Tim: It’s funnier if you include the “AHHH!”

That expression was not to be taken literally.

CONTEXT, PEOPLE! CONTEXT!I mean, seriously, have you even tried writing a scathing letter to the editor with a sword? You can’t do it!You just end up ripping up your paper!

Got to admit Dr Mel got his points across . . . ☻

Winky must be able to regenerate his spleen. It is a most unusual spleen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEi_4Cyx4Uw

Spleen’kabobs anyone?

… then he’ll kill hundreds of them with a rusty six shooter without needing to reload …

Might it have turned out differently if Killbot had been given the pen? Probably not… I think the days of Winky’s spleen are already numbered.

With four words Winky wins. “All Swords Are Banned”

As Ricky would say “You’ve got some spleenin’ to do!”

The pen is mightier than the sword if the pen is very, very sharp and the sword is very, very short. -T.Pratchet

57 spleens!

The question is why doesn’t he have a spleen that’s mightier than the sword. :)