Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for March 21, 2014

She won’t see the light of day for a while…

Oh, puh-LEASE! Any guy who has ever been asked, “Do these pants make me look fat?” knows the truth NEVER sets you free.

Millie forgot and emphasized the final word-when insulting a parent a whiny monotone works best as they tune out the content.

Except that you didn’t say the true.

Has she forgotten that this is the same mom who got her out of dodge ball?

She’s the dork who gave you life, Millie.

Janice called her mom a name two years ago. The nextday she came to cheer practice a with a bar of Irish Spring™ in her mouth!

Freedom of Speech/Expression dies not justify Insulting, rude insolence.

Actually, I think Ms. Mudd is quite a fox!