Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2014
March 28, 2014
March 30, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "...SO BROKE FROM THE BITCOIN CRASH, THE MAHKET BEAHS WENT BACK TO BASIC SAHVIVAL IN THE WILD" PANEL 2 "AH...FISHING, HUNTING AND FORAGING FOR WILD BERRIES? "UMM...NOT QUITE" PANEL 3 "DEAR BELOVED - MY HUSBAND WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND WE NEED YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER TO MOVE HIS SECRET FORTUNE." PANEL 4 "ANOTHER INTERNET MYSTERY SOLVED." "THEN MY WORK IS DONE HEAH" "SO'S MINE. NOW GAH HOME."
Ida No over 10 years ago
Market bears taking a newspaper into the woods? Ah, crap.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Whew! Dude found his glasses…..And what good natured bears they are…….. Hey, wait…..One of ‘em has a coffee cup from Floe’s…What the……?
Varnes over 10 years ago
It’s nice to see the woods have WyFi…..I’ve been waiting for that….
watmiwori over 10 years ago
The Nigerians seem to have moved to Burkina Faso – at least that’swhere I’m getting the solicitations to be a sucker from lately.
Marblypup over 10 years ago
I haven’t had e-mail like that for several years.It makes me feel nostalgic!
PuckerbrushCity over 10 years ago
I’m getting unsolicited cell phone calls seemingly from India or Pakistan…now I know who they are really from!
ladykat over 10 years ago
Because I have all my services bundled, I have this cute little button on my cable remote that sends all unwanted calls directly to voicemail. Saves my mind a whole lot of aggravation.
dabugger over 10 years ago
How does anyone bare all that?
Can't Sleep over 10 years ago
Great story! I’d love a seat within earshot of Cap’n Eddie (any closer, and he’d have me buy him a drink).
Ernest Lemmingway over 10 years ago
Sheeple? Working? Surely you jest.
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
Didn’t this start out in a Friggin Wal-Mart parking lot??
Ink blot Premium Member over 10 years ago
Market Bears would have made a killing selling Bitcoins short. OTOH, market Bulls would have been grilled.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Bears have bank accounts? But then on Green Acres Arnold the Pig opened up a bank account.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
lately I have been getting the ‘magic weight loss’ emails. Nice change from those ‘make bigger’ emails. .I just merrily delete, delete, delete…. but if they’re coming from the bears?…..nah…. still must delete and never open.