Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 29, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "...SO BROKE FROM THE BITCOIN CRASH, THE MAHKET BEAHS WENT BACK TO BASIC SAHVIVAL IN THE WILD" PANEL 2 "AH...FISHING, HUNTING AND FORAGING FOR WILD BERRIES? "UMM...NOT QUITE" PANEL 3 "DEAR BELOVED - MY HUSBAND WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND WE NEED YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER TO MOVE HIS SECRET FORTUNE." PANEL 4 "ANOTHER INTERNET MYSTERY SOLVED." "THEN MY WORK IS DONE HEAH" "SO'S MINE. NOW GAH HOME."
Market bears taking a newspaper into the woods? Ah, crap.