Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2014

Always worked for me as an incentive.

No one wants to attend a meeting with one’s betters, after all…

Bad somebodyshort.

pragmatism always wins out in the end …

More people will come if you tell them we have punch and pie.

and the heirs and hair flew… sneeze!

News conferences like that are the reason reporters drink.

Not even a whisker….

So it’s the little brown cat that’s talking about an open bar? Good Kitty!

After the press conference!

Same thing happened at the press conference for the alien take-over of the world’s governments.

Here is a scientific study video Proof That Cats Are Better Than Dogs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXJ1sAQtaY

nope cats rule and let the dogs think they are……..

With the press free food would not matter as much as the open bar.

This might not work for you, but anyhow. We went to visit relatives in NC in 1965, and my husband’s eyes swelled nearly shut and he had to take to bed because of a family cat. He went through an allergy-shot regimen for that and other allergies, and about five years later we took in a kitty that someone had dumped on us. (To a four-year-old and her cousin in the front yard: “Please take care of my kitten today, and I’ll come back and pick her up tomorrow.”) He tolerated that well, and later had other cats, though he tried not to pet them for too long. Of course, we had an excellent allergist. They can be hard to find.

“If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” (Mark Twain)

-Go to your room, short stuff…

-Dogs rule, cats shed-I guess you never had a Samoyed!

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. A pig looks us in the eye and considers us an equal – Winston Churchill.

Lady you are a nut job. Who wants to listen to this.I was invited years ago to my neighbors place. She had a ton of cats and they were even walking on the table while we were eating. I lost my appetite big time.

Misquoted: Dogs drool, cats shed.

Once again, we must remember that cats were once worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will never allow us to forget this fact...And unless you understand and accept it, you will never be able to cope with a cat.