Kind of reminds me when I got my tonsils out at age 20. One of my Grade 12 classmates came up to me and said this was her first operation. She was a student nurse. I said mine too.
The day after his surgery, a man complained about a headache. As his surgery was on his abdomen, the nurse asked the doctor if the man was imagining the headache. The doctor replied, “Nah, we ran out of anesthetic halfway through the operation.”
Superfrog over 10 years ago
He can put up the oxygen tent.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Kind of reminds me when I got my tonsils out at age 20. One of my Grade 12 classmates came up to me and said this was her first operation. She was a student nurse. I said mine too.
tahoeh2o over 10 years ago
“And don’t give me any of those local anesthetics. I want the imported stuff.”
J Short over 10 years ago
We picked him up cheap at the local carny.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
He also comes in handy when an ambulance chaser shows up in the E.R.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Guaranteed results or your brains back
Bmellette over 10 years ago
Nice work Stomps and Al S. Worthy of the late great Jim Unger.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
That’s why it’s call a back up plan, it’s usually not better than the first plan.
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
The day after his surgery, a man complained about a headache. As his surgery was on his abdomen, the nurse asked the doctor if the man was imagining the headache. The doctor replied, “Nah, we ran out of anesthetic halfway through the operation.”
boldyuma over 10 years ago
“Mister Mole….Meet your anesthesiologist Mister Whack-a.”