Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 09, 2014

That creature ate spam….

Just be happy it wasn’t sent by that Nigerian prince.

There’s never just one spam.This one will breed and soon you’ll have a whole room full of Nigerians.

FROM THE DESK OF MR DIRK RAIDERDear friend,Pardon my indignation at getting in touch with you in such a manner, but my name was given to you by acontact in your country who say you are honest reliable fellow. I have a proposition for you. Allow me to introduct myself. I am Mister Dirk Raider, in charge of laboratory at Blue Genes & Co, Lagos, Nigeria. One of our researchers, name Ensign Kelly, invent a genome which can replicate any alien orgasm DNA. But Kelly get eaten by vanishing Malaysian aeroplane MH 370. I wish to explain to you that I have nothing to do with vanishing of this Kelly fellow. I am completely innocent in matter.Now this Kelly had patent on genome but he dead meaning genome patent belongs to relative. But he have no relations. So here is my suggestion: you par as his relative and I will send genome file to you. In return you will give me 75% of profit, you will keep 15%, 10% for expenses. If agreeable please reply this message. Thanking you.

This one has me laughing. Attaboy Mr. Rickard, and commenters.-Now, if you’ll excuse me, I just got an email from an attorney about a distant cousin in Botswana . . .

I thought that SPAM came in a little blue shell ( or can) like a shellfish or turtle.

Looks like that Spam™ has turned . . . ☻

DNA sent to Earth scientist electronically… I was hoping for Natasha Henstridge

Um, Dr Mel? Is it supposed to be growing bigger?

Quick, can it before it’s too late!

Stupid Doctor. Can’t you do anything right.

“You have a $5M inheritance from Nigeria. Send $5000 to pay processing.”.“Tell you what, send me a check for $4.995M and keep the $5000 for yourself.”