Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 18, 2014

LOL… ;)

Well, you can’t say he doesn’t have the credentials (girth) to qualify as an EXPERT!

Surreal: It’s what’s for breakfast.

except the waiter was bent over at the waist, and my plate was twisted at a 45 degree angle to the ceiling.

I’ve eaten there. It’s in Fougeres, Spain

I named my dog Salvador Collie………..

To the guy who ate. What kind of sandwich is it. Looks totally yummy!

Oops sorry…. to the lady. Or the guy who ate there.

I prefer “Hello Deli”..they make a mean Rueben sandwich

I don’t get it. Where is the joke

There actually was a Salvador Deli in Tulsa a decade or so ago. The decor was neat, but not really surreal. The owner told me that the Dali estate sent a representative to check it out and see whether there was an infringement. Anyway, the sandwiches were nothing special, but that deli had really, really good cookies.

I live in Corpus Christi, and several years ago there were a couple of delis here — the real, old-fashioned kind. One was a little mom-and-pop deli and they served a pastrami on rye that was to die for!