Yesterday our new interim pastor, preaching on the raising of Lazarus, led off by describing and quoting a cartoon about Jesus and Lazarus playing poker …
I thought Abraham was the first computing reference in the Bible. When he was trying to upgrade his operating system, Isaac objected that he didn’t have enough memory. Abraham replied, “But God himself will provide the RAM.”
Say what? No he didn’t. He left and the angel appeared and said he would return in the same way you saw him leave. Paul adresses the Thessalonians who had sole their belongings and were living on mountain with anticipation. Jesus said “no one, but the Father, knows when I will return.”
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
I would hate to hear some technological/extra-biblical reference to Tablets.
bopard over 10 years ago
Happens every nano second. Check the pix downloads..My favorite misquote is the Santa Claus shouting HO HO flee from the land of the North.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Unless one has unlimited download, there’s going to be a lot of little bits of saviours around. Can he be printed off?
Dani Rice over 10 years ago
Sadly, this is just about how some people misquote Scripture.
gcarlson over 10 years ago
Yesterday our new interim pastor, preaching on the raising of Lazarus, led off by describing and quoting a cartoon about Jesus and Lazarus playing poker …
bmonk over 10 years ago
I thought Abraham was the first computing reference in the Bible. When he was trying to upgrade his operating system, Isaac objected that he didn’t have enough memory. Abraham replied, “But God himself will provide the RAM.”
pcolli over 10 years ago
Since Buddha predates Jesus by centuries, it’s possible that some of what’s in the Bible came from India.
David Partlow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Say what? No he didn’t. He left and the angel appeared and said he would return in the same way you saw him leave. Paul adresses the Thessalonians who had sole their belongings and were living on mountain with anticipation. Jesus said “no one, but the Father, knows when I will return.”
David Partlow Premium Member over 10 years ago
And yes i meant “addresses” and “sold”