Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 02, 2014
April 01, 2014
April 03, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold? Can you run faster than a car?
Marigold: How fast a car?
Phoebe: I 'unno, just a car.
Marigold: A car that is FASTER THAN A UNICORN?
Phoebe: Sure.
Marigold: Yes. I can.
Phoebe: Nu UH.
Marigold: I can also outrun myself!
Interestingly enough, a human can run faster than a horse…for a short length. At the start, four legs are harder to get up to speed than two. Once the horse gets its motor moving, though, it REALLY leaves the human in the dust.
I can see a time travel arc soon. Marigold will arrive back at her starting location before she’s even left. (Wasn’t there a My Little Pony episode about this?)
scyphi26 over 10 years ago
Now she’s just bragging.
The Life I Draw Upon over 10 years ago
Marigold you are getting ahead of yourself.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
But can she outrun a Mustang?
Mister-Edd over 10 years ago
A car that is faster than A unicorn, not ALL unicorns. Also, If Marigold runs slow one day, she can run faster than herself on a future day.
Therefore, Marigold claims can be true…
rocketscientist over 10 years ago
Unicorns can travel at super-unical velocities.
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Unicorn vs. machine…I’d like to see it.
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
It sounded as a Flock of Seagulls.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Interestingly enough, a human can run faster than a horse…for a short length. At the start, four legs are harder to get up to speed than two. Once the horse gets its motor moving, though, it REALLY leaves the human in the dust.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
It’s not bragging if she’s always right. And a unicorn is better than a car, in any case. We’ve already proven this.
tudza2 over 10 years ago
A car with a unique horn?
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Huh! This morning I saw a bumper-sticker that said. “My Other Car Is A Unicorn.”
And it looked like the same font as the banner here.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Well yes, but Phoebe can OUTSMART herself.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or can you?
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
I can see a time travel arc soon. Marigold will arrive back at her starting location before she’s even left. (Wasn’t there a My Little Pony episode about this?)
nboady over 10 years ago
New as of Nov 10, 2012.
jerrica.benton333 about 3 years ago
mG is sounding like Dr. Evil’s father, in this ep
Are2Dee2 about 2 years ago
LOL
Joseph comicinthestrip 8 months ago
If she can outrun herself, then…did she just realize the manifested form of an infinite power source?