Dad, close you mouth, quick! Don’t ask why! —And today might have been a good day for tighty whities instead of your usual boxers….This report had better earn Lio an A!
Found a nice tarantula in my garden one day and put it on my dozing husband’s chest…..he was NOT happy! And no, the tarantula was not injured. I don’t understand why so many are afraid of spiders and snakes, they are really interesting!
I had a six foot Green Boa for a while. My girl friend complained, “It stares at me!” I replied, “Honey, so do I.” It didn’t matter; I sold Kaa to a pet shop.
Kali39 over 10 years ago
I don’t know, Lio. You’re not thinking of fakirs and snake charmers…
TheDOCTOR over 10 years ago
I think the answer will be….“NO!”Actually it will probably be: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”
ShortStraw over 10 years ago
His 2nd report will have the words “Non-Venomous” inserted in the title.
Bilan over 10 years ago
The answer depends on whether the snake goes inside the shorts.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Dad, close you mouth, quick! Don’t ask why! —And today might have been a good day for tighty whities instead of your usual boxers….This report had better earn Lio an A!
rshive over 10 years ago
Gathering empirical evidence.
MrsSnape over 10 years ago
We’ll jussssssssst have to wait and sssssssssssssssee……
jessegooddoggy over 10 years ago
Found a nice tarantula in my garden one day and put it on my dozing husband’s chest…..he was NOT happy! And no, the tarantula was not injured. I don’t understand why so many are afraid of spiders and snakes, they are really interesting!
AlnicoV over 10 years ago
An alternate report on the treatment for a heart attack could be in the offing.
skipper1992 over 10 years ago
Dad appears to have a hole in his right sock. Hopefully the snake won’t decide to explore it.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
No they can’t.
dzw3030 over 10 years ago
I had a six foot Green Boa for a while. My girl friend complained, “It stares at me!” I replied, “Honey, so do I.” It didn’t matter; I sold Kaa to a pet shop.
TraceyMagrann over 10 years ago
At first, I thought it said Con Man. It made me wonder about what Dad does for a living!
bopard over 10 years ago
I immediately thought of the B.C. snake being whammed into putty by Fat Broad..The answer may lie in Dad’s can.