Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 06, 2014
April 05, 2014
April 07, 2014
Transcript:
HEAVENLY NOSTRILS Marigold: Aye? Phoebe: Hey, Marigold? Why are you so much smarter than a horse? Phoebe: You ALSO are somewhat smarter than a horse. Phoebe: But I'm NOT a horse. Marigold: I am not a horse either. Phoebe: You're closer than I am. Marigold: In what way? Phoebe: You have four hooves, and a tail. Marigold: YOU have no horn and do not glow in the dark. Let us agree to be non-horses together. Phoebe: "Somewhat" smarter?
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Unicorns are horses as much as narwhals are fish.
Ken Gagne Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Aye?”
It’s the little things.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Glow in the dark?No night-lights for Phoebe any more.
Simon_Jester over 10 years ago
Well for one thing, unicorns are Kosher and horses are not.
Hag5000 over 10 years ago
Is Marigold radioactive?
Neo Stryder over 10 years ago
Wasn’t this strip posted before?
StrangerCoug over 10 years ago
I don’t think you wanted to have that conversation within hearing distance of actual horses…
dogday Premium Member over 10 years ago
Lessons in reasoning AND diplomacy….Marigold is not just a magical friend, she’s pure GOLD!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Whatever you say ladies.
JLG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I hope those horses aren’t sentient enough to understand how they’re being royally dissed here.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 10 years ago
Horses are plenty sentient. But then, so is a Venusfly trap.
Unicorns are /much/ more sapient than horses, though.
Q4horse over 10 years ago
The horse takes great delight in out smarting the supposedly intelligent humans.
bopard over 10 years ago
unicorn – 1 hairless beach ape – 0
tirnaaisling over 10 years ago
Apparently they are also responsible for climate change
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Justdar826 over 10 years ago
‘somewhat smarter’ heh
jerrica.benton333 about 3 years ago
the look on the horse to the right/middle always cracks me UP!