Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2014

They do that to keep the personal injury lawyers in business.

Because if the side effects didn’t then everybody would want the medicine :P

@William, because most do anything to avoid individual responsibility EXCEPT when it is too late! Imagine no smoking, text/drinking and driving, OR healthier lifestyles – what would our statistics look like?

WELL FOR THE DRUG COMPANIES SIDE EFFECTS DON’T SUCK. THEY LOOK AT I THIS WAY IF YOU HAVE LIVER OR KIDNEY FAILURE THEY HAVE A MEDICATIONS THAT COULD TAKE CARE OF IT WITH SIDE EFFECTS THEY CAN GIVE ANOTHER MEDICATION

Everything leads to death if you wait long enough.what I want is something whose side effect is indefinite longevity

Not that I’ve ever smoked, but cures for those side-effects would improve their sales

I wish that was the motto of these drug companies.

most medicines are poisons, modern or not.

Why do I think the other knights are not going to be proudly cheering Rodney on to Victory.

>If the side effect is a good thing it is not a side effect but a new and profitable use.

Ah — a lemonade maker.

Sometimes the side effect because the main purpose, case in point Viagra which was supposed to be for heart disease.

Rodney looks nice with pixie wings eh?????!!!!!…sometimes I wish I had them though I wonder if a 227 pound girl could fly