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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2014
April 23, 2014
April 25, 2014
Transcript:
R.J. Listen, big guy, I'd love to fight your goons in order to get my girlfriend's locket back... But I don't have to. Dicey, you're the best girl in the world. I'll buy you a new locket, one that will be with you always. There's a sale at Jared! Girl: Ohhhh, R.J. all right! Man: Aww, take the stupid locket! Horse: Hurf. Rip Haywire: I'm as baffled as you, midnight. Who knew brains could win a fight?
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Hey, whatever works.
Rod Gonzalez over 10 years ago
Forgot to add . . .
Rip’s a poet and he doesn’t even know it.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
RJ has what it takes, but the lil fella hung in there, and mission accomplished. Bravo RJ!!
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
I thought that was a KA-Smooch, but it’s a KA-Shmooze. Why does RJ have to shmooze? Or maybe shmooze doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Ka-Brain shock!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ka-Say What?!!!
mntim over 10 years ago
What’s in the locket? Picture of an old boyfriend?
Sayman over 10 years ago
KA-THINK!
rroush Premium Member over 10 years ago
Look out. You’re liable to be Grandpa Rip before you know it.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Well, I hope everyone has learned something from this. Especially Rip. Perhaps RJ can give him some pointers on how to get back on Breezy’s good side.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
I’m with the horse… Ka-Hurf!?
spyguy over 10 years ago
He’d better remember that he can only see one of her eyes at a time….
ViscountNiklos over 10 years ago
Personally, I’m disappointed.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Who knows? Perhaps he can make an honest woman out of Teen Cobra after all.
ProfessorKid over 10 years ago
Wow, that RJ is a smooth operator. Got to kiss the girl and get the locket back! ; ))
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Sounds like some saxophone music is in order for this “Smooth Operator”.
Veridian over 10 years ago
Panel 4 shoulda’ been … HURF!?!
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
As Rip said yesterday, “Five against a Haywire is still even.” And so it is, even if RJ only used his brains.