Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2014

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Girl: R.J. you got my locket back without fighting! R.J. Smart, huh? Once I made it lose it's value, your ex-boyfriend didn't want it anymore! Girl: I don't want this stupid old thing... I want the locket you are going to buy me for being the best girl in the world. R.J.: That was a rhetorical locket only! Girl: R.J. Haywire, you owe me a new locket! R.J: Oak tree, come back and beat me senseless!! Horse: Huff! Rip Haywire: Yep, running from women... it's a Haywire tradition. Run! Run like the wind, boy!