Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2014
April 24, 2014
April 26, 2014
Transcript:
Girl: R.J. you got my locket back without fighting! R.J. Smart, huh? Once I made it lose it's value, your ex-boyfriend didn't want it anymore! Girl: I don't want this stupid old thing... I want the locket you are going to buy me for being the best girl in the world. R.J.: That was a rhetorical locket only! Girl: R.J. Haywire, you owe me a new locket! R.J: Oak tree, come back and beat me senseless!! Horse: Huff! Rip Haywire: Yep, running from women... it's a Haywire tradition. Run! Run like the wind, boy!
PMark over 10 years ago
A chip of the ol’ block.
The Nihilist over 10 years ago
Yep… Dicey is taking lessons from Cobra all right
johnrussco over 10 years ago
The old best girl in the world trick that he wished he didn’t use!
spyguy over 10 years ago
Makes you wonder if Dicey and Cobra are somehow related….
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Open mouth, insert rhetorical locket.
cdward over 10 years ago
Snerk.
Fly On The Wall over 10 years ago
Once again….I’ve said it before, and I’ve said it again, and again, and again……“Boy, womenses is da devil!”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 10 years ago
KA-hee hee hee! :D
mntim over 10 years ago
I knew there was a catch. Getting it back was too easy, and it was only Thursday.
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
Ahhh. The Haywire Ka-Flee gene is kicking in full gear!
dimndno over 10 years ago
Rip should’ve told RJ to run a long time ago!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
SIGH… Oh, these kids today…
lecrenb over 10 years ago
“… And don’t look back!”
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Kinda like L’il Abner and Daisy Mae Scragg…
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Did Dutch know about this tradition?
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
…And they ran happily ever after……Until a girl scout with mousy brown hair entered the scene.
quartermain over 10 years ago
Shades of old Al Capp—right on!