The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 25, 2014

Because of the cute weather girl.

I remember for a period of several years back in the 80s, our local weather report would give a precipitation probability percent every day. I swear (and I was keeping track) that every time it said 0%, it rained.

Reminds me of horoscopes, vague enough to get parts right but not accurate enough to be exact.

“And a strong front is moving in from the south-southwest with rain, and radar has picked up a line of ICBM’s moving in from the north,so, I wouldn’t sweat the showers.” - George Carlin

One of the local TV prevaricators prognosticators says you can take today’s forecast to the bank; tomorrow’s has about an 80% chance of being right; two days out it’s 50%; anything beyond that is show business.