The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 24, 2014

And who will be the first to mention Fork?

He’s tried plenty of tines to meet her halfway….She took him bowling…

They’re both having a hard time getting a handle on each other….but I think they will…. and when they do, they’ll make a good pair.

So that’s where sporks come from!

Doc: On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your kissing?Spoon: I think I’m a ten!Fork: You? Ten? Silly!

I wonder how many little sporks they have?

look like the silver wears thin

Marriage counselor during the day, Mack the knife at night. They better not leaf the door open at night, someone might watch them dressing.

The doc has a handle on this.

Maybe she fears his forked tong.

this marriage councilor has a way of cutting through to the chase

Most of the time the punny responses are better than the cartoon itself!

They may have their differences, but Wow – talk about being joined at the hip…

I have serious issues concerning the outcome of their counseling as Doc doesn’t look the sharpest knife in the draw.

That Dr. looks pretty sharp – I’m sure he will hone in on a diagnosis and make a sharp cutting comment that will leave them in pieces.

If this keeps up, they’re going to become unhinged. Then they’ll never get a grip. But how did these two get together. Must be a rivitting story.

The knife will cut to the heart of the matter.

I hope that therapist cuts to the chase!

I find their griping gripping . . . ☻

But they have their salad days! ☺