Pickles by Brian Crane for April 26, 2014

Here’s hoping that was just number one.

at least he does not have to have a tall bush or tree.

at least he does not have to have a tall bush or tree.

Reminds me of the newspaper/yard scene from Me, Myself & Irene.

Looks like Roscoe enjoyed the company.

Shaking the bush… Boss

Every home owning male should pee in his yard a couple of times a year. It’s good for you.

Ach ist das lieb von Nelson; jetzt schaut Roscoe wirklich glücklich.

Oh, that’s sweet of Nelson; now Roscoe looks really happy.

:-)

It’s the buddy system!!!

You’re a good sport, Nelson but I dread to think what Opal would say…

xxx

That’s how my brothers and I learned the stars and the constellations at night. No. 1 of course.

Didn’t see that one coming.

The trouble with faeces from carnivores is that the “leavings” are very acidic and take a long time to break down. The best organic fertiliser comes from ruminants and animals that have a purely vegetable diet.

FUN ? 8^)

It makes the pecans better. More nuts. Fuller.

I only get angry when it’s a neighbour dog that leaves a pile in my yard, instead of in his own. And it’s not all that good for the yard. It can take a year for a single dog turd to decompose – probably because it’s composed mostly of the same chemicals that made up his dog food, but without any of the nutrients that his body extracted from it. And until it does decompose, it’s just an ugly mess that you have to avoid stepping in (that is, of course, if you actually leave it there long enough for it to become part of the soil again).