Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 23, 2014

The courtroom better remember to send jury duty calls only to Flo Capp next and every time.

Well, Andy is DEFINATELY one of his Peers!

Am I in the right comments? Only 4 of 10 about Andy.

I’m surprised that Andy was called for jury duty. Don’t the Brits have some kind of screening process?

& Gweedo " insert something here" -Murray

You might know about this:.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27113822

I’ve watched 12 Angry Men (1957) twice. The film was the first thing I thought of when I seen this strip.

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Gweedo – “That thing broke my leg !!” – Murray said, about 24 hours agoChoosing favorites on some programs would have me over a barrel too. Guess that means a tie !-The Doctor [Dawktah] just wont answer my calls ! -My memory is hazy since I am not constantly reminded of the episodes via DVD. You’ll hafta come over and bring them with ! ha ha…-Even horses get a day out now and then. I like fresh cuttings too !-Not as warm today but passable. Joe got the windows done yesterday and I have cleaned up the caulk overruns on the trim and will paint it later, complete, before taking the final photo. -Are we in for a wacky Wednesday ?.Oh, and I am sure Mark is a more prestigious man than me.(do you call him by his name ?)__________________________________________________Tie. That’s the word I was looking for. -Oh yes, It will be so easy for me to fly over from the North East of England to Colorado, USA. If only it were as simple as that. I actually would lend you my DVD if I could.-Went to the stables again today but the horses still weren’t there. I miss Merlin and his hoof banging! Sebastian is quick when he takes the food from your hand so I have to be careful when I feed him.-Still looking forward to seeing your shots. I was considering making a Flickr photo gallery but I think one photograph of me is just enough your computer screen can take. Right? (Yes, I’m starting up the joke again) -Unfortunately the rain didn’t last long yesterday. Today it’s been bright and sunny. -Yes I call Mark by his first name. He’s been my dentist ever since I was little. He’s only about 35-40 years old. Somewhere in that age range.-A very Wacky Wednesday to you.

Ok, for once and all time: I have a degree in English Lit, and taught (for a short while). I do know the correct usage, spelling and syntax. HOWEVER I post very late at night and am often sleepy. (no comments re: posting at another time, please), so if I do not insert a comma or apostrophe in the proper place, IGNORE IT! As for misspelled words I have a copy of Webster’s New Explorer Large Print Dictionary at hand and use it often!

They shoulda’ hadda’ oughta’ known better than to put Andy on the jury….

It was just one of those things… I walked for too long which I’m not used to.Being stuck with a limp was at the bottom of my expectations.It’ll go away.

It seems that the only people who complain about our little forum here are “outsiders”. None of our “regulars” seem to mind if we go off topic or make grammar/spelling errors. Advice to “outsiders”: Become a “regular” and enjoy or tolerate our mistakes OR just leave us alone.

I promise I’ll be around more often. I just hate it I haven’t been able to be here with y’all. (Grammar Nazis Beware, I’m from the South) I keep getting into stressful situations but they are beginning to fall into place. The government has it set so that when applying for benefits like disability and such you have to jump through hoops like a circus dog.

Then my brother, Joe, let it be known he has a large mass in his colon. More later. His surgery will be the 30th.

Makes me ashamed to complain about my back.

Now, about these grammar nazis, poop on ’em. And the comment nazis, twice.

Love you guys, I’ll drop in later.

Andy Capp for Magistrate. :)