Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for April 01, 2008
Transcript:
"I hate to inform you, little brother, but you're headed straight to downtown Nerdistan." "So?" "Wake up! Nerds are cool." "In their own heads." "The nerdier the nerd, the hotter the blonde he gets to marry." "Teddy?" "The nerdier the nerd, the more he has to go to the movies to see a hot blonde." "You just wish a nerd would ask you out."