Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2003
August 01, 2003
August 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Dearest Mother, As you may have heard, I recently had both my ears chopped off by a Japanese chef...Then I got two breasts." "Fortunately, I found a new plastic surgeon who fixed both problems. Now I am good as new and doing just terrific!" "She must be so proud."
Cuddleman about 12 years ago
As if she cared.
JackBlack1 about 7 years ago
Later we saw that Pig’s family likes him… sometimes.
Jason fox is god over 6 years ago
If any of your fans stayed after you insulted the Times, they should have left after this story arc.
BOSFLASH over 5 years ago
Pastis Plastic Surgery; specializing in drawn-out procedures.