Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 02, 2003
August 01, 2003
August 03, 2003
Transcript:
"Dearest Mother, As you may have heard, I recently had both my ears chopped off by a Japanese chef...Then I got two breasts." "Fortunately, I found a new plastic surgeon who fixed both problems. Now I am good as new and doing just terrific!" "She must be so proud."
If any of your fans stayed after you insulted the Times, they should have left after this story arc.