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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Look, Goat. I'm writing a biography of Abraham Lincoln." "You know, Pig, when you write a biography, it has to be what actually happened. You can't just make stuff up." "Ooh.. I know that... Heh heh heh..." "Good... Well, I'll see ya..." "#@&# it!" yelled Lincoln, "Who dinged my Volvo with this grocery cart?"
Abraham Lincoln about 4 years ago
I’m still looking for whoever the $#@$ dinged my Volvo
Squirrel Chaser over 2 years ago
Soooo, he wasn’t a vampire hunter?