Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2005

Transcript:

"I heard Rat has started something called "the national registry of sand."" "Yeah, for $60, you can have a grain of said named after you. They do it with stars, so Rat figured he'd try sand..." "...Does he really think people are so stupid that they'd pay good money to hae one grain of sand named after them?" "Yeah, you'd have to be a pretty pathetic nobody to pay for something like that." "...WOw, so is that one 'Pig'?" "Yous is the tiny brown one"