Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Pearl's Journey across America..." "THE STONE PEOPLE WILL KILL US!! THEY'LL TEAR US LIMB FROM LIIIIIIIIIIIIMB!!!!" "Pig, Pig, Pig...Calm down...Relax...Nobody's gonna hurt you...you're Okay, Pig...You're Okay." "THE STONE PEOPLE WILL KILL US!! THEY WILL POP US LIKE GRAAAAPES!!!" "...Told you Mt. Rushmore would freak him out..."
ArtCreator almost 13 years ago
Grapes don’t pop… they’re eaten..
KZ71 almost 11 years ago
So where are these guys from, that they have to pass Mt. Rushmore to get to Cali? Either North Dakota, eastern South Dakota, or Minnesota. Narrowing it down…
the Sasquatch about 4 years ago
I thought they already lived in CA
Acererak II over 1 year ago
Mount Rushmore was purposefully carved on mountains that were sacred to Native Americans tribes. Also, I’ve seen it, and I think regular mountain would be cooler than four dead people’s heads on a mountain.
FrostbiteFalls 5 days ago
Pig would probably go catatonic if he saw the moai on Easter Island.