Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2006

Transcript:

"Hullooo, zeeba neighba...Leesten...we crockydiles now want be friends...peese accept wooden horse as token of friendsheep." "Listen, I appreciate the gesture, but I know that things filled with crocodiles, so I'd prefer if you keep it." "Oh yeah? Well, me prefer you no insult us by making falsyfied liebellus statemints." "And me prefer Larry get big fat butt our of face." "What you know? Horse talk. Mebbe he Mr. Ed." "My butt not fat, Bob." "You crack window now, Larry. Dis place smell."