Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2006
May 29, 2006
May 31, 2006
Transcript:
"Rat, the oil company C.E.O." "Gentlemen, raise the price of gas!" "Sir, we did that yesterday... We'll need a reason." "Conflict in the Middle East." "Sir, we used that Tuesday." "Instability in the region." "That was Monday." "Because we can." "I like it."
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
That’s what I think gas companies do.
PBS1! over 5 years ago
You could say your gas is a “rare, limited edition.”
joegee over 2 years ago
My favorite is when oil goes up 20% in the morning and by noon all of the gas stations have raised prices by 20%… but when it drops 20% the prices stay the same and they explain that “The oil in the pipelines, tankers, refineries, etc. has already been bought at the higher price so it will take a while for the prices at the pump to reflect the drop.”
WTH are you talking about?