Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2007

Transcript:

"Well, sir, I continue my push to rid our neighborhood of holiday insurgents." "What's a holiday insurgent?" "Scum, sir... troublemakers... neighbors who disrupt our otherwise harmonious Christmas aesthetic with tacky decorations." "Who does that?" "Neighbor Bob, sir. He insists on decorating his lawn with those lighted reindeer whose heads bob up and down... he has two of them." "I think he has three." "Two."